Tuesday, 6 November 2007

Limited time offer: Free Documentation Audit

Would you like to discuss your company's documentation needs with an independent professional for free and with no obligation? For a limited time, I am delighted to offer businesses a chance to review their internal and external user documents, and to discuss how they might improve both document content and document development processes.

Contact me now to arrange a free 2-hour Documentation Audit at your premises, plus a written summary report. You could save hundreds of pounds. Not only am I waiving my usual fee for a documentation audit, my audit report could show you how to produce more effective documentation more efficiently and save you much more.

This offer is completely free for businesses in the Greater London area. For businesses outside Greater London I need to make a small charge to cover travel costs. The Audit session and written report remain free.

Monday, 5 November 2007

Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!

Here's something from an unsolicited commercial email I received today which is so patently untrue, I had to share it:

My name is Dave and I work for xxxxxxx Limited. I've just taken a look at your website and I think your customers would find our Van insurance product really interesting.

On what planet exactly does an interest in technical communications and information design equate to a need for van insurance? You, sir, have never looked at my web site in your life!